A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5000."
The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him "Why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here and it would only cost $150?"
The husband replied, "Long ago a man named Jesus died here, was buried here and three days later arose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."