Little Funnies

Little Johnny was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?'

Susie asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.

Little Cindy had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?

Joey was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?

Cory was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?

Always There

Carson told Mike the other day that he was always at the ball park. It upset Mike. And actually he's not always at the ball park.

Not right now anyway.

But that is soon to come.

We've (Mike) decided we won't spend as much time there this year. Carson says he's not playing and because Mike is a board member...well he'll have to be there some.
DELEGATE!
D-E-L-E-G-A-T-E
This is something we spoke of the other day when Carson made his comment.
I saw this video today and because it's about fatherhood it reminded me of Carson's comment and how he loves to spend time with his family. To some times be such a creepy little bratty kid - he sure loves his momma and daddy.
(Of course he loves me more-wink-wink)


Isn't that hilarious?

Okay so maybe we will spend our time camping instead of cheerleading.

I think our kids would appreciate that.

R-O-W- woo D-Y!

I'll Ask The Governor

I came across this today. How cool would that be? (Okay maybe not really) But it's a great idea. Our former formerly fat Governor gave state employees incentives for being healthier. Not sure ol Mike Beebe would go for this one.

I think I'll ask, though.

Yeah right!

Who am I kidding.

Like I'd use it!?

This is Great!

Check out this site.

Just enter the ingredients that you have available in your kitchen ad it will whip out a recipe for you.

Unfortunately it will not cook it for you nor will it clean up.

But it is pretty cool.

Try it out.

Unnecessary

To those who really know how to use "these"

One Word

I have one word for this.

Creepy.

A New Baby

I've been following this certain blog for a while now. Actually quite some time. I think I was introduced to her from Amy's blog.

Kelly's a very sweet Christian girl from NW Arkansas. After infertility she finally became pregnant. She had her little 'Harper' (and let me just say that I LOVE that name) yesterday and she is very sick. Please go here and read updates but most importantly pray.

This is her father's blog. More updates from him as well.