Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Classifieds Ads

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little mut. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES: Mother, AKC German Shepherd.Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES - NEVER BRED - Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK: $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY: Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE : Worn once by mistake . Call Stephanie. And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. husband knows everything
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