Joy To The World

(sung to the tune of Joy to the World)

Joy to the world

On Christmas Day

I was sick all stinkin day.

I stayed up half the night

to wrap too many gifts

that I spent too much money on

but my kids don't really care

my kids don't really care

My ungrateful kids don't even care!

My back hurt so bad

I took a percocet

It knocked me on my butt

I had to lay in bed

I missed the dinner spread

All I wanted was mashed potatoes and bread

Mashed tatas and bread

All I wanted was mashed potatoes while I lay in bed